"everyone is asking why we don't have a little guy like a little mascot you know. repeating gossip is an assembly. an assemblage if you will. but we wont. we cannot have a little guy right now as we speak right now. I understand you may be upset. sad even. man."

Where is The Big Time?

this is a list of everywhere to look for the joy of the big time as in jamie juice

  1. bus stops, especially those in a densely populated city late at night, or those on the dusty outskirts of town real early in the morning
  2. junky motels or 5-star hotels, usually the lobby or the storage rooms and the grand showrooms osmetimes the continental breakfast too
  3. Priviliged spaces where you need proper clearance, like the UFO wreckage at Roswell or the ivory halls of Quantico
  4. the sprawling dirt roads branching off the highways alla cross washington state where the wendigoos and ghouls hunt for prey
  5. the dark scaffolding full of rubber tires in an auto repair shop, as well as flourescent breakroom with the painted paper weight made by the boss's daughter
  6. the perfectly green fields of a well-mowed golf course and the club house where my grandfather was born
  7. burlesque joints, titty bars, and dives with a jug band playing every night
  8. major league baseball stadiums from the 300s to the investor's box
  9. the dank lair of a philosopher
  10. the offices of a various medical practitioners, dentists, dermatologists, OBGYNS, but not usually general practitioners